But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer, And then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear, And Daddy has sores on his genitals oozing with pus, I think that's why your mommy left us. Please don't cry, I swear I'll try To be here by Your side.
Right after Daddy gets home from the bar, Visits his bookie and steals a new car, He'll drive to the strip club and if Daddy plays his cards right, He'll bring home a new mommy tonight. Someone call help. That an impossible drive. Saw him in Birmingham a few years ago. Halfway through the gig some old bat went up to the stage and lifted up her shirt at him. Who needs lyrics, I know them by heart, for almost all his songs, they're easy to remember!
The fact that no one has shot him for some of his songs is kind of surprising. I'm a little ashamed that I find his music funny. Everyone, read the top few comments. I said there are unstable people out there. I didn't say I wanted him dead, or most people who get pissed would shoot someone, I'm saying there are assholes out there who will take things the wrong way and do horrible shit. What did Christina Grimmie do wrong? Nothing, an unstable individual was in love with her and killed them both.
Much easier to believe someone would kill someone they hate rather someone they love. That's why he doesn't get booed from the crowd. And daniel tosh and anthony jeselnik are far more offensive and popular and nobody has ever shot at them. Laughter is the best medicine! It seems that we as a country have lost our sense of humor, Laugh and love!
OMG who doesnt love stephen Lynch hes to funny love this song with them showing him singing it is so much funnier if you dont love him you have no sense of humor Stephen you are awesome i love you keep up the good work. Anyway, you interchange the site name. The correct one is this: SavingMyExLover.
I first heard this song while driving and nearly ran into a divider. I'm still laughing. Just let one of my friends listen to this song, first response in the beginning dude are you gay intro then words start and he is a loss of words just cant stop laughing.
One of my favorites from Stephen Lynch. Yeah it's a parody song. But it contains so much truth about emotions felt by people who break up or are being left alone. On the other hand it's funny and witty which is great. Albeit, ''Soon it will all be like it was before" hits me SO so fucking hard'' We romanticize our memories of course, but I know there are some people here that would gladly come back including me - just for the sake of nostalgia, just for 10 minutes.
Fuck I'm tearing up again Is it because he's gay or because he's a paedophile? Either way, you're prejudice. Shame on you. Just like it's completely fine to have sex with animals because they totally know what's going on and aren't afraid at all. I cried and laughed at the same time. These lyrics made me laugh really hard. I cried that the girl is going through the divorce.
Stephen Lynch is a legend there! Breaking Bad version Cause daddy cooks meth and his lungs are polluted He says it's for you but that seems convoluted Daddy blew up Gus and killed Mike so we could be rich It's not my fault your Mommys a bitch.
There is only 1 daughter though, so it was the good looking baby they kept. The song's called 'Talk to me' watch? How can I explain why Mommy's not here anymore? Cuz Daddy likes porno and ten dollar whores, Daddy gets wasted and robs liquor stores, Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus, I think that's why your mommy left us.
Hush little girl, there is no reason to fret, Tonight, Don't mind the smoke, Daddy just wants to forget, Tonight. Soon it will all be like it was before, Any minute she will walk through that front door. But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer, And then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear, And Daddy has sores on his genitals oozing with pus, I think that's why your mommy left us. Please don't cry, I swear I'll try To be here by Your side. Right after Daddy gets home from the bar, Visits his bookie and steals a new car, He'll drive to the strip club and if Daddy plays his cards right, He'll bring home a new mommy tonight.
Stephen Lynch Miscellaneous Album songs 1. But Daddy plays poker and drinks lots of beer, And then he wants sex that involves mommy's rear, And Daddy has sores on his genitals oozing with pus, I think that's why your mommy left us.
Please don't cry, I swear I'll try To be here by Your side. Right after Daddy gets home from the bar, Visits his bookie and steals a new car, He'll drive to the strip club and if Daddy plays his cards right, He'll bring home a new mommy tonight.
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